Today, I say goodbye to an old friend

Kinja'd!!! "TheBaron2112" (TheBaron2112)
10/11/2014 at 14:41 • Filed to: Porsche 944

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Yes, I have sold my 944.

It served me well. It taught me how to drive stick. It taught me car control in a rear drive beast. It taught me how to drift, albeit unintentionally. It taught me that slow car fast is AWESOME. It taught me that the Germans are geniuses. It taught me that flared wheel arches are sexy and pop up headlights will never NOT be cool.

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It took me from Nashville to Charlotte, across Deal's Gap and back with a dodgy electrical system. It got me back over the Smoky Mountains in 3-inches of snow that had been laid the night before due to a freak hurricane in late October. It somehow survived the trip despite being on summer tires and consequently, sideways or backwards most of the way.

It was my steed for a father son road trip from Tennessee to the Rocky Mountains that I will not soon forget. It braved the summer heat of the Great Plains with no air conditioner. It climbed Pike's Peak. It traversed the Rocky Mountains. It survived a not-so-nice part of Denver we got lost in at night after a Rockies game. And it got us home.

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This car was one of the best things I have ever bought. It taught me a lot. It gave me amazing memories. And it made me love Porsche.

I will buy another Porsche someday. And it will be a 911. I'm ready. And this 944 is the machine that made me ready.

I can only hope that the next owner—the steward to which I pass this wonderful beast on to—will treat it right. Track it at 10/10ths. Get sideways. Enjoy it.

I'm going to miss you, 944. But I will never forget you.

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DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheBaron2112
10/11/2014 at 14:44

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Reason for sale? Because it looks amazing. Just curious


Kinja'd!!! TheBaron2112 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/11/2014 at 14:46

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Because I also have a FiST. And I don't drive the 944 enough. It felt like neglect. I had to let it go just because I knew I wasn't treating it like it should be treated. And, by luck, I was found by someone whom I knew would treat it properly.


Kinja'd!!! DrScientist > TheBaron2112
10/11/2014 at 14:47

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great looking car. i even prefer the pre-s2's and non-turbos because of those little bumperettes on the front. and phone dials. love the phone dials.

glad to hear it served you well. i'm sure she'll provide the same to her new owner. now you can start looking at carreras.

in your selling process, did you feel it was more of a seller's market or a buyer's market?


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > TheBaron2112
10/11/2014 at 14:50

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Are you KRoll? FiST and 944?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheBaron2112
10/11/2014 at 14:51

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Makes sense... I have a vehicle or two that are definitely not being properly utilized (although neither it the a 944, which I think are wonderful automocars).

How is your FiST?


Kinja'd!!! TheBaron2112 > DrScientist
10/11/2014 at 14:51

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Oh goodness, the phone dials are probably the best looking wheels ever. When I get a 911, I'm probably going to get a set of phone dials to put on it.

And as for the selling process, I think it's a buyer's market. I had to come down on price a bit from where I started, but that's okay. There are a lot of 944s out there of varying type.


Kinja'd!!! TheBaron2112 > Dsscats
10/11/2014 at 14:52

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Nope. KRoll has a 911 already.

I'm totes super jelly.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Dsscats
10/11/2014 at 14:53

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WRONG! FoST and 944.


Kinja'd!!! TheBaron2112 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/11/2014 at 14:53

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The FiST. HNNNGGHHHH. That is the best hot hatch on the market. Amazing in every way. And it definitely doesn't have the balance and handling the 944 does, but good lord, does it handle well in its own way.


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > TheBaron2112
10/11/2014 at 14:56

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Eh, it's his dad's. Not sure if that counts.


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
10/11/2014 at 14:56

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DAMNIT.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheBaron2112
10/11/2014 at 14:57

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Hmm, one of my coworkers has the FoST, and another the FoSE. I see the Ford hot hatches on the road quite frequently around here... All of these hot hatches really make me miss my civic hatch :(


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Dsscats
10/11/2014 at 14:58

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Close enough. :P


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > TheBaron2112
10/11/2014 at 14:59

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You make me sad, sir, so very sad. :'(

the Oppo 944 Population is now down to 5.


Kinja'd!!! DrScientist > TheBaron2112
10/11/2014 at 15:03

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there's a 4-5 year old thread on the 928 board at rennlist where some guys have been planning designing constructing a modern 18in (maybe 19?) phone dial. could be what you want if youre thinking 993 and newer.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > TheBaron2112
10/11/2014 at 15:05

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Great write up, got me right in the feels! Why did you sell, if you don't mind me asking? That looked like a really clean 944!


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > TheBaron2112
10/11/2014 at 15:05

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Looks like a really nice example


Kinja'd!!! TheBaron2112 > DrScientist
10/11/2014 at 15:06

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I'm actually thinking 964 and older. But that's a great idea.


Kinja'd!!! TheBaron2112 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
10/11/2014 at 15:07

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Oh, I guess you do have a 944. I forgot about that.

You make me jealous with your 911. :P


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > TheBaron2112
10/11/2014 at 15:14

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But it's not running right now, it's just eye-candy for the time being.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > TheBaron2112
10/11/2014 at 16:49

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The 911 is his dads. But he takes care of it. He has a 944 and a FoST.


Kinja'd!!! luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
10/12/2014 at 13:52

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What about 924s? I'm looking at a '80 924 turbo right now.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln!
10/12/2014 at 13:54

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Then the 924 population would go up from 2 to 3 if you actually had one.


Kinja'd!!! luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
10/12/2014 at 14:02

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Of course I'll let you know if it happens. The wife needs convincing.